Shades of Moonreach
“Your head looks most functional, will you be needing it after you die?”
- Greymair
“By my word, I will be the greatest swordfighter in Tauber, alive OR dead.”
- Negroli
“I dunno, it’s like Sans and his crossbow are one… Look at him go! He might even be better than me, but he doesn’t have my winning personality!”
- Serif
“Honestly, if I hear Marley moaning about something one more time… It’s enough to make me want to go back to the Deadlands!”
“Would you like to hear me sing? I am told I have a most beautiful voice, you simply must hear it once before you die.”
- Sen’ara
“May I ASS you a question? It will take BUTT a moment? Else I fear I will never get to the BOTTOM of this mystery…”
“Roary really does make a fabulous party planner.”
“Winner of ‘Best Recycler’ for the third month since appearing from the Deadlands, Abra Cadaverous lets nothing go to waste.”
“Brave Sir Pidge is far braver than the average pigeon. Have you seen what it’s done to the Baron’s carriage?”
“No, Flay is BEARER of knowledge not BEAR of knowledge.”
“I can’t help it, eating something with a face is bad enough but it looks so angry it just makes me uncomfortable. Even if The Teacake of Torment is delicious.”
“Jeremy, Lord of the Deep, shall soon be Lord of the land too!”
“Lampy is a reassuring light in the darkness. Well… A light in any case, I wouldn’t say that face reassures me of anything!”
“Can someone tell the Terrible Musician to pipe down!? I can’t hear myself haunt over here…”
“Don’t be naughty or you won’t get a special treat! You’ll want it while it’s still wriggly!”
- Nanny
“I’ll get them! Pookie, Sprog, Urchin - stop hitting each other and start hitting those people over there…”
“Give me a minute and I’ll have you out of there. My bones are as nearly as old as yours!”
“Fetch me my purple waistcoat and the green bridle for my mount. Just because I’m dead doesn’t mean I shouldn’t look fabulous!”
“Cleaning up after an undead unicorn, as if I didn’t have enough to do already…”
“I don’t like these ‘ere Shades. It’s bad for business - false advertising!”
- The Mortician