Commonwealth Humans
“You may insult me, you may insult the Commonwealth, but you may not insult my beautiful hat. Pick up your weapon, sir, for we duel at dawn!”
“Yes, sir, I can do it! Watch me, look! Sir? Are you watching? Look!”
Flintlock is an ice cold ranged killer, but he's saving up for a new jacket to fix part of that.
Sir Guillemot Poppycock believes the feathers are intimidating to goblins. He may be wrong.
Tabby the Librarian is great at giving out buffs to allies, but she will need them back in two weeks.
“Don’t you worry, Kuku, we’ll track ‘em down!”
“Ha haaa! I have bested you, you foul fiend! Pub?”
- Fritz
“Agatha Tavernfrau pours the best pint in Machburg, nay the whole of Tauber.”
“Quack is the closest thing to a goblin in human form you'll ever meet. I’m not sure how he’s still alive.”
“Buy the Norse mead, sell the goblin silk, and someone fetch me an extra strong faunish coffee!”
- Kauffman
“My reason for hunting those vile fae is my own, but I can assure you they deserve it.”
“Pwease sir, I didn’t steal nuffin’…”
“I am head of the Sons of the Sun and representative of His Holiness the Golden Sun here on Tauber. Now, may we discuss donations? How about a goblet of wine and some oysters to smooth the conversation?”
“Charge Trotters, chaaaaaaaaarge! Good piggy-wiggy.”
“The Commonwealth humans really do witter on about not very much at all.”
- Knoll